I ran into a friend at work that told me he just heard his old roomate was gay. I wish he wouldn't tell me a feldmanism like that since I already saw them both at a pride rally last week.
by forge November 02, 2009
I ran into a friend at work that told me he just heard his old roomate, Pete, was gay. I wish he wouldn't tell me a feldmanism like that since I already saw them both at a pride rally last week.
by forge November 02, 2009
A guitar player that mesmerizes the audience into a trance, some may think that their beer was laced.
That magicfingers feldman had me trippin balls on that lead.
by GR8BENWA August 14, 2008
Being adequate, satisfactory or normal in any characteristic, circumstance or scenario. The only exception is for good looks, for which the Feldman sets the highest standard, almost unachievable by regular human beings.
In law, the standard of the Reasonably Prudent Feldman has replaced the now outdated Negligence standard.
In law, the standard of the Reasonably Prudent Feldman has replaced the now outdated Negligence standard.
I got a C on my test today; my professor said I really set the Feldman on it.
I came in 5th out of 10 bowlers in my tournament, and took home the Feldman award.
I've got a decent job, a mid-sized suburban home, a wife and 2.5 kids - I'm really setting the Feldman right now.
Wow, things really got out of hand there for a while! But things are finally starting to return to Feldman again....
DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL AT THE BAR?! There' s no way I even have a chance with her...she totally sets the Feldman!
I came in 5th out of 10 bowlers in my tournament, and took home the Feldman award.
I've got a decent job, a mid-sized suburban home, a wife and 2.5 kids - I'm really setting the Feldman right now.
Wow, things really got out of hand there for a while! But things are finally starting to return to Feldman again....
DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL AT THE BAR?! There' s no way I even have a chance with her...she totally sets the Feldman!
by Lil' Rank November 05, 2011
A specialised form of frotteurism which is performed in art galleries during a busy exhibition. The Feldman frotteur will then scrape his secretions from his y-fronts and add them to his paints. Usually done by aging yellow-haired ex-hippies.
by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006
Like, the easiest to play composer with all the easiest songs, except John Cage's 4'33". His music is so creepy but it is perfect for horror movies.
Devil: What should we play in hell?
Satan: Let's play some Morton Feldman. It scares the shit out of me.
Satan: Let's play some Morton Feldman. It scares the shit out of me.
by 116584 January 03, 2017
A complex formula for determining the optimum level of window-opening required in an office.
x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY
x = amount of window-opening required
I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos
W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
Y = yellowness of hair of window opener
As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.
x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY
x = amount of window-opening required
I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos
W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
Y = yellowness of hair of window opener
As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.
Newton: That's what I hate most about Felders. Opening windows willy-nilly.
Hovis: Its not as random as it appears. He can't embark on his window-opening tours without first solving the Feldman Equation.
Hovis: Its not as random as it appears. He can't embark on his window-opening tours without first solving the Feldman Equation.
by Unnatural England June 29, 2009