(origin) Italian American Male so gay he'd eat spaghetti from Ben Affleck's ass

(modern) Consuming colon macaroni
I don't care how much he can bench, look at his eyebrows... He's a fuckin' spaghetti felcher, I'm telling you
by @ Pope Pesci XVII October 15, 2016
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the french variation of the felcher is defined simply by the use of a "squiggly" straw.
That dirty french felcher stole all the damn squiggly straws!!
by SpigotOnHOT April 12, 2009
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One who felches themselves
jaay is the one and only uni-felcher
by v August 31, 2003
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One that during anal sex makes there partner belt like a goat. After blowing there load in the anal they suck the semen out and spit in there partners mouth.
My friend the filthy mason felcher had a good looking girl last night in his room. Then she left in a mad fit.
by Grand Puba February 24, 2008
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The act of a full grown man with extreme monkey features performing indecent acts with curly straws on monkeys. This is often performed while tickling there own rusty bullet holes!
Jason! Jason! What are you doing to that monkey!!! You Chewbacca munching fuck goat. You look like a Russian Monkey Felcher !
by BB and Filth March 14, 2007
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A muck ring is the ring of shit that forms around a penis during anal sex. A Felcher is one who felches. Therefore an MRLF is someone that felches and licks the muck ring off of penises
He's an Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)
by torrK August 19, 2008
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