(origin) Italian American Male so gay he'd eat spaghetti from Ben Affleck's ass
(modern) Consuming colon macaroni
(modern) Consuming colon macaroni
I don't care how much he can bench, look at his eyebrows... He's a fuckin' spaghetti felcher, I'm telling you
by @ Pope Pesci XVII October 15, 2016
by SpigotOnHOT April 12, 2009
by English language professor October 27, 2007
One that during anal sex makes there partner belt like a goat. After blowing there load in the anal they suck the semen out and spit in there partners mouth.
My friend the filthy mason felcher had a good looking girl last night in his room. Then she left in a mad fit.
by Grand Puba February 24, 2008
The act of a full grown man with extreme monkey features performing indecent acts with curly straws on monkeys. This is often performed while tickling there own rusty bullet holes!
Jason! Jason! What are you doing to that monkey!!! You Chewbacca munching fuck goat. You look like a Russian Monkey Felcher !
by BB and Filth March 14, 2007
A muck ring is the ring of shit that forms around a penis during anal sex. A Felcher is one who felches. Therefore an MRLF is someone that felches and licks the muck ring off of penises
by torrK August 19, 2008

