by chimp101 March 05, 2008
The oral retrival of ones watch, bracelet, sweatband, class ring, wedding ring, legwarmer, or anything else worn on an appendage, from another persons rectum immediately following fisting.
After the fisting was done, Ryan had to pull a fisting felcher to remove his hair tie from Kody's ass.
by Brett Casey November 21, 2003
The act of fleching a pony, i.e. performing anal sex on one to completion and then retrieving the semen for oral ingestion, with or without a straw.
by not_seu June 24, 2011
If you split the word into two different meaning it is easier to understand. A Necrophiphi is a person who has sexual intercourse with a deceased body. A Felcher is a male who has anal sex and when he releases seamen into the male/females anus then licks the semen with or without a spoon out of the anus
"I heard that Malcom is a Necrophiphi Felcher" said john
"ya he totally licked the cum out of that dead guy" said joe
"ya he totally licked the cum out of that dead guy" said joe
by Malcom12345 February 20, 2014
Basically someone who felches penguins. Although this sounds easy, sucking the felch out before it freezes is extremely difficult. Penguin felchers are held amongst the highest ranks of felchers.
by Pat the felcher May 07, 2006
Being paid to felch and then spit all of the depositor's material back into his mouth, but instead of performing the service, the felcher swallows most of the said material.
Boy, that gray-haired dude from Long Island's in a heap of trouble; that gay bartender wants his head for being a discount felcher.
by Half Full September 02, 2010
A person who makes his living by collecting, handling, testing, storing, etc., stinking little shot glasses of other people's urine.
Hey Roy! ... I don't see you skulking around in public urinals much these days! That's true Vic! ... I sent in a matchbook cover and got my diploma as a PISS FELCHER and now I get paid to watch people piss!
by StuPedasso July 03, 2012

