Top definition
A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.
by Hot Carl February 19, 2005
Jul 14 Word of the Day
Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
2
One who loves the act of using a paper towel tube or toilet paper roll and lubricant to insert a small rodent in their ass.
Simon, Matt and Dennis the felchmongers practice the act of felching daily at 3:09 PM. They are ridiculously aroused by this act of rodents being inside.
by AngryCPET March 23, 2007
3
someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.
by phoenix1984 September 15, 2005