Urban Dictionary: feeding the ducks

A word used by lamers with no real friends who visit the simpons forum.

"Phil, Aaron, Ricket and those other gays guys feed the ducks together while looking at gay porn"

by Youarealllame November 07, 2003

The act of violently inserting a whole loaf of bread into the vagina (or anus) of a female, slice by slice

Pierce: Yo are we out of bread?

Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift

Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*

Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?

by barffbag June 10, 2018

Phrase made popular by none other than Kelly McCoy as a way to say “go f@$k yourself” or “leave me alone.” Similar to the saying, “kick rocks”

I don’t have time for your drama. Find a hobby. Why don’t you go feed the ducks

by Phoenix35 December 14, 2020

On a tinder profile:
Motorcycle muscles
I like to feed the ducks.

Private 👁

by Dick Bowtie May 08, 2021