Urban Dictionary: feeding the cats

An excuse used in mixed company when you want to leave and have a bowel movement in your own toilet.

Sorry guys I would love to stay and talk but I have to go home and feed the cat.

by Tlai May 05, 2006

Dude, Peter was feeding the cat for 2 days straight about a week ago. He called me from the emergency room to tell me he was okay.

by johnoneoneseven February 07, 2011

When you shove a muffin in a girl's pussy and then eat it.

Hey babe, wanna try something new tonight?
Sure, what is it?
I want to feed the cat

by Snipes888 April 11, 2018

Using feeding the cats as an excuse to leave and go masturbate at home

Hey ummm guys I gotta go home and feed the cats

by Dj damrow September 12, 2007

- Brb gotta feed the cat.
- Back, my hands smell like fish now.
- Do your cats like fish?
- No I... never mind.

by Elmosus November 05, 2008

Used when you've done something awesome today.

Joey: I am totally going to feed the cat in volleyball today!

Will: Good luck with that, man, you're gonna need it.

by jadefyre// October 10, 2008

Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.

I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the cat!

by Neil White October 30, 2006