On the bob and tom radio show whenever a news story involves shit in some way they honk the feces horn
There was a story in the news about a woman who fell from the upstairs balcony of her apartment, as luck would have it a maintenance crew was working on the septic tank so she landed in a pile of raw sewage which broke her fall and she was not injured. (Bob and Tom honk the feces horn)
by Michael_Hunt August 24, 2008
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Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Taco Smell, Jackoff in the Box, a barf-n-puke joint, Shoplift 'N' Go, KWIK-RIP, Pizza Slut, or Feces Pizza to eat tonight?
by andy1 December 09, 2006
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A fancy replacement for the word "bullshit".
1. Teacher: Jimmy, you have a detention for standing up.
Jimmy: Bovine feces!
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The bottom 2% of your peanut butter cup that invariably sticks to the inside wrapper.
I had to lick the Reese's feces off my wrapper to be fully satisfied.
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When you shoot a bullet up the anus of a unsuspected victim, and the contents of the colon blow out of the top of the head.
Trevor aimed a rifle up Arturo's butthole causing poop to fly out of his head, concluding to a feces blowhole.
by Arturo and Trevor December 31, 2012
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A lie that is about to be exposed for what it is- 'bullshit'.
John led us all to believe his lie that he was rich but his bullshit lies are an endangered feces once the Repo Man shows up to repossess his Mercedes, and the Bank forecloses on his home.
by Poop Stain Barney April 13, 2011
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Completely unexpected remnant fecal matter, commonly referred to as skid marks, that appear in the gusset of one's grunders without warning. Despite one believe that they had thoroughly cleaned their bum and under carriage post defecation, Invasive Feces still appears.
Carl's girlfriend Carol was catching up on laundry. She began sorting the whites and darks when she spotted a excessive amount of Invasive Feces in one of the pairs of Carl's grunders. She removed the pair from the wash and left it next to Carl's bed pillow.
by Eaton Holgoode August 21, 2015
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