The degree to which a person's pants filter out his/her flatulence. The higher the fecal filter the less fart you smell.
Customer: Excuse me sir, could you tell me which of these brands of jeans has the highest fecal filter?
Salesperson: Of course. (Brand A) will give you the best protection. Wear (Brand B), however, and you might as well go commando; you can practically SEE the gas wafting out.
Salesperson: Of course. (Brand A) will give you the best protection. Wear (Brand B), however, and you might as well go commando; you can practically SEE the gas wafting out.
by pickleicious13 January 05, 2011
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One who defecates in a public restroom in an area other than the commode and proceeds to vandalize the said restroom by smearing his feces in a way that would resemble the icing of a chocolate cake.
Principal Devaney: It seems that some of the guys are unfamiliar with the proper use of toilet paper in the men's restroom. If this "Fecal Bandit" strikes again consequences will follow.
by DM and ZB January 29, 2004
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The inability to control fecal matter from sliding out the anus and into the pant leg.
As a result of too much anal sex, the muscles used to keep the feces inside the rectum literally lose their "tread."
As a result of too much anal sex, the muscles used to keep the feces inside the rectum literally lose their "tread."
What it's like to have Fecal Incontinence
"Fuck you."
"No! Fuck you! You're adopted."
"Yeah, well, at least I don't shit my pants involuntarily."
".....You're adopted."
"Fuck you."
"No! Fuck you! You're adopted."
"Yeah, well, at least I don't shit my pants involuntarily."
".....You're adopted."
by gwaijai June 12, 2009
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Sitting on the throne, but tightly coiled while in the grip of sweaty, white-knuckled intestinal distress.
Judd: How was your weekend?
Dirk: Oh dude, you don't wanna know. I went to a stag Friday night and I think the sausage in the sausage and peppers wasn't cooked all the way through. Spent most of the rest of the weekend in the fecal position.
Judd: You're right, I didn't want to know.
Dirk: Oh dude, you don't wanna know. I went to a stag Friday night and I think the sausage in the sausage and peppers wasn't cooked all the way through. Spent most of the rest of the weekend in the fecal position.
Judd: You're right, I didn't want to know.
by Placenta Bob February 19, 2010
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When one defacates and urinates into a tube sock, and swings it around to give someone a very unpleasant surprise.
Mainly performed throughout penitentaries.
Mainly performed throughout penitentaries.
by Ekoms May 27, 2008
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by Putthoff January 14, 2017
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It was clear upon seeing the microbial biofilm encasing the inside of the hand dryer in the airport bathroom that my hands would have to suffer the fury of a fecal tornado in order to be dried.
by DrGerm November 28, 2018
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