The exact point in time when a plan, business, military operation, or other human endeavor falls apart and heads toward failure. The point when everything turns to shit. Opposite of "focal point" at which everything comes together.
United States military operations in Iraq passed the fecal point long ago.
Rep. Mark Foley's political career reached the fecal point when the news media published his e-mails and instant messages to Congressional pages.
My life will reach the fecal point when my parents see my grades this semester.
Rep. Mark Foley's political career reached the fecal point when the news media published his e-mails and instant messages to Congressional pages.
My life will reach the fecal point when my parents see my grades this semester.
by James Roger Brown October 04, 2006
(insult to call someone) baby whose mother's pregnancy was caused by semen leaking out of her anus, into her vagina
by Julia November 26, 2003
by KGz November 02, 2003
The act of defecating onto any clean surface, and then returning the feces back into the bowels. Then, the act of shitting it back out. Can be repeated as necessary.
by BC September 03, 2003
A shit show; a crazy situation that gets totally out of control. Synonyms include crap carnival, dump display, excrement expo, and poop parade.
Bonus day at Merrill Lynch turned into a real fecal festival when Bob the subprime mortgage trader got a bad number, which made him so mad that he took a dump in the middle of the trading floor and proceeded to throw balls of excrement at his boss.
by Nicholas D January 19, 2008
This mystical entity doesn't have a fetish for your teeth, like her more widely known cousin Tooth Fairy, but rather for your brownies.
Here are the four steps of success (and they do not even involve placing anything unhygienic under your pillow!):
1. Enter the most sacred and do your duty on the altar. Do not worry about the size or the quality of your sacrifice, Fecal Fairy is understanding and doesn't discriminate.
2. If you happened to be a cunning one, you may now escape through the doorway you left open to maintain a quick escape route. Close the door afterwards for safety measures.
3. ???? Do whatever you want, live like every day could be your last. It's best not to think about the progress, doing that may jinx it.
4. Collect your part of the trade from the sink after a day or two, 'cause as you know: many sacrificers equals plenty of work. Hence, patience truly is a virtue. There's no shame in wearing a gas mask, real men use protection. The final sum may vary, but average payment is around 4 euros for each solid piece. Switching to Uzi fire- mode is banned by international fecal trade laws.
Here are the four steps of success (and they do not even involve placing anything unhygienic under your pillow!):
1. Enter the most sacred and do your duty on the altar. Do not worry about the size or the quality of your sacrifice, Fecal Fairy is understanding and doesn't discriminate.
2. If you happened to be a cunning one, you may now escape through the doorway you left open to maintain a quick escape route. Close the door afterwards for safety measures.
3. ???? Do whatever you want, live like every day could be your last. It's best not to think about the progress, doing that may jinx it.
4. Collect your part of the trade from the sink after a day or two, 'cause as you know: many sacrificers equals plenty of work. Hence, patience truly is a virtue. There's no shame in wearing a gas mask, real men use protection. The final sum may vary, but average payment is around 4 euros for each solid piece. Switching to Uzi fire- mode is banned by international fecal trade laws.
Pete: Damn Billy and his laxatives. I wish this house had a second toilet so I wouldn't be forced to handle my call of the wilds- moments at the kitchen's sink. Lucky Fecal Fairy, the poop economics must be the only branch of international business that aren't affected by the recession.
by Brother Louie February 17, 2009
by Davis 205C September 20, 2006