by Grue December 15, 2003
(insult to call someone) baby whose mother's pregnancy was caused by semen leaking out of her anus, into her vagina
by Julia November 27, 2003
Fecal Astrology is the scientific process of determining your horoscope by reading your morning bowel movement.
by Alexisycho January 11, 2012
When a man's scrotum comes into contact with his own feces during the evacuation of his stool. Typically this man ignores the fecal matter and allows it to fester on his ball sack. Fecal balls are commonly discovered during sexual activity.
Maureen wasn't surprised to find Jim had fecal balls. He never had the best hygiene. Luckily Maureen has no limits and cleaned him.
by Jasper73 August 8, 2019
D-ram shit himself and has a fecaled johnson.
by Marty/huck July 3, 2017
The act of defecating onto any clean surface, and then returning the feces back into the bowels. Then, the act of shitting it back out. Can be repeated as necessary.
by BC September 3, 2003
A shit show; a crazy situation that gets totally out of control. Synonyms include crap carnival, dump display, excrement expo, and poop parade.
Bonus day at Merrill Lynch turned into a real fecal festival when Bob the subprime mortgage trader got a bad number, which made him so mad that he took a dump in the middle of the trading floor and proceeded to throw balls of excrement at his boss.
by Nicholas D January 19, 2008