A large and often colorful feather plucked from an exotic avian species used by servants to fan a woman of higher socioeconomic status as she lies in the supine position with legs agape for maximum vaginal ventilation.
Oi, slum dog, ready the pussy feather -- there's heat radiating from my labia majoras that only a fanning from a peacock feather could cool down.
by suckmeblanter12 June 12, 2011
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The Act of Taking a Suction Dildo and Suctioning to Males Head and Proceed to Vaginal Intercourse While making the Algonquin Warcry (ALA LA LALALA IIIIEEE)
A: "Wow, Did you hear about Sam?"
B: "No, What?"
A: "He totally stuck the suction dildo to his head and gave her the Algonquin Feather!"
B: "Wow, that is so bad ass!"
by ChocolateEmu August 10, 2010
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Similar to flying fuck.

Introduced in S2 E19 (Putting Your Hoof Down) of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Fluttershy (or Flutterbitch) uses it to say that nobody cares.
Fluttershy: I can't believe that the two most friendliest ponies in Ponyville are trying to tell new Fluttershy how to live her life, when they are throwing their own lives on pointless pursuits that NOPONY ELSE GIVES A FLYING FEATHER ABOUT!
by dargereldren March 03, 2012
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In popular jargon of the US Marine Corps:

a. a person who rarely exhibits effort and/or responsibility and lets others do all the work; a loafer, slacker, dope-off, weasel; shirker, screw off, malingerer.

b. a person assigned to a comfortable job relative to others in his unit;

c. a short person or a person of slight stature or build;

d. a term sometime used to refer to civilian employees of the Department of Defense or a government contractor.
Private Smith: Have you seen Private Jones lately?
Corporal Hardass: Nope, he's disappeared from work detail again today but when I catch up with our resident feather merchant, I'm gonna knock him on his ass.
by JoeDonethat November 13, 2010
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Inserting a feather into a mans ass then bending it up front to tickle his balls.
My ass kinda hurts after I got that Feather Cookie last night.
by Frank the Tank October 22, 2004
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The only way to differentiate between and Indian of American Decent and an Indian from India.
John: My Sister married an Indian. Amos: Sand or feathers?
by Big Daddy too. August 30, 2009
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letting a fart out slowly to avoiding shitting your pants in the process.
After eating spicy thai food,I had to feather the clutch the rest of the day.
by buttpirate81 December 16, 2009
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