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those mashed potato flakes that come in a packet and you have to add milk or water to reconstitute them.
by courtnex January 30, 2004
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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Dehydrated/imitation potatoes sold in cardboard boxes at your local Megalomart. Most often purchased by especially loving mothers who spare no effort to feed their family only the highest quality food. Also useful for absorbing vomit.
"My mommy wuvs me so much, she took a whole five minutes to make fauxtatoes to go with our frozen Boston Market meatloaf for dinner tonight!"
by Troyston February 20, 2008
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Dehydrated/imitation potatoes sold in cardboard boxes at your local Megalomart. Most often purchased by especially loving mothers who spare no effort to feed their family only the highest quality food. Also useful for absorbing vomit.
"My mommy wuvs me so much, she took a whole five minutes to make fauxtatoes to go with our frozen Boston Market meatloaf for dinner tonight!"
by Troyston February 20, 2008
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A more descriptive word for those powdered type of potatoes that somehow approximate the real thing, but usually take a lot of butter and magic to do so. Usually found in mashed form only.
by reallypedantic April 21, 2010