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A heterosexual girl with a large affection and fascination for breasts, who does not identify as a lesbian.
"Stop posting about tits, you fauxsbian."
by Joshua Meadows February 19, 2008
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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a slutty girl rejected by boys, turned to girls and then later realized she'd rather be with boys.
Jim felt betrayed when he thought he had caused her to switch teams and then realized she was just a fauxsbian all along.
by allie_annek November 06, 2013
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