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Something which at first seems of a pornographic and sensuous quality, only to realize that by some illusion - Photoshop or otherwise - it is in fact a gross picture that is only graphic in a disgusting way.
Hansen: I wonder what's so weird and NSFW about this PS3 ad starring who seems like Christiano Ronaldo **scrolls** ok...a naked man **scrolls**...with his...THUMB as his dick, between his legs WTF
Bob: That shit will turn no one on, it is fauxrotic, let's go play Halo 3
Bob: That shit will turn no one on, it is fauxrotic, let's go play Halo 3
by Mazi A May 15, 2008
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018