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A person who you are certain is gay but has a spouse.
"Christopher Lowell, the king of drapes, has a wife?! He's a total fauxmosexual."

See also, Clay Aiken, Richard Simmons
by thebestgirlscoutever July 10, 2008
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Synonym of, more acurrate term to describe "Metrosexual"

Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

Often assumed to be gay, or high-maintenance
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noun: one who wears a hairstyle which poorly imitates a Mohawk without shaving the head, but successfully indicates ones status as a white trash dick head.
2) A male of poor social or educational standing, particularly if they are proud of this deficiency.
3) A young male who is proud to flaunt large garish tattoos, smoke or chew tobacco, and have a very limited vocabulary accentuated by the word fuck.

derivation: merging of fauxmo, meaning a false mohawk, and homosexual, a male who engages in sexual activity with other males.
There goes Shane again, sporting his crap surf wear, board shorts, and of course, his XXXX(Queensland beer) tattoo, what a fauxmosexual!
by Richard Pearse May 29, 2008
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An act of homosexual sex that is negated by some timely excuse
"well, it wasnt really gay, they were wearing a skirt, so it was faux-mosexual"
by rocketman210 June 08, 2015
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a comment or allusion that at first appears to be sexual (particularly homosexual), although was not.
a: dude, why are you putting on flavored chapstick?
b: to remind me how wonderful women taste.
a: haha, alright, that is totally fauxmosexual.
by eclipticsphere17 May 04, 2009
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