Faux fuckable. When a picture is photoshopped to make the model more beautiful but the resulting image doesn't look natural or realistic, we feel that the model is faux fuckable, fauxckable. More fuckable but in a false way that doesn't feel natural.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.