The act of putting one half of a double ended dildo in one's pant leg while penetrating a woman's vagina with the other end.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

The act of walking behind a person, and performing thrusting motions to resemble a sexual act (standing doggy-style).