Someone who is extremely large but holds the athletic ability of Derek Jeter.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

A person who looks out of shape and looks like an obese sumo, but can still out run, lift and out play you in sports.