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Main title for Roman Catholic priests. In charge of conducting catholic sacraments and being a spiritual leader. Most priests stick with chastity, you facetious cock smoker.
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Premarital doggy style isn't a mortal sin, is it?
by benedict July 21, 2004
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an asshole who has no fucking idea on how to raise you and thinks he knows best when he really dosent know shit about you because he spends all his time working, drinking, smokeing, and watching tv in his room and he needs to step the fuck off my life.
me: aye mom can i go hangout with ********?
mom: sure but ask your father
me: aww man
father: no.
me: i havent even asked the question yet...
father: answers still no, because im your father and i have final say in everything
me: ......
by one pissed off person May 23, 2012
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The person who works their ass off for annoying pieces of shit he calls kids. The person who raised them to be the people who they are now. The seeds love and appreciate him for everything
My father is the best
by pineapple_killer August 19, 2017
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person who fucked you mother and created YOU!
your father had a night with your mother in the hotel on their first date, and CREATED YOU accidently because the condom is broken.
by Chris Yang February 23, 2004
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The person you wish you never knew. Someone that will cause physical, emotional and psychological abuse to a child. He will curse at his child calling it 'an animal, no face, worthless shit' that makes the child heavy burden growing up, having trouble studying, working and functioning as a normal human being in society. The person who will make you wish you never born as a human being
Dude, I'm a child who grew up with a father... what the fuck!
by GodSMH August 30, 2016
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A person who only cares about himself, not his family.

He tells your mother that he loves her but is always making her cry.

And last but not least he is NEVER there when you need him.
"My father is a self centered asshole who only thinks of himself "
by StunnerC3847 August 26, 2017
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1: a male parent.
2: someone to avoid dating at all costs because of aforementioned parenthood.
'I was on a date with this guy I met last week, and things were going okay until he mentioned that he is a divorced father of two... since I want absolutely nothing to do with kids I left right away and haven't seen him since.'
by Child Hatter May 08, 2003
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