fat-finger

to finger a fat girl

I love fat-fingering my chunky girlfriend, it is soo fun.

by fat lover April 27, 2007

fat finger

reference by apple tech support when users of an iPhone can not use the keyboard to type in phone numbers or passwords correctly. to make light of the small keyboard being the problem.

yeah i fat fingered a lot the first month i had my phone.

by stempy September 20, 2010

Fat Fingered

To mess up a typed document with misspellings (typos)

To Be porked or screwed by someone.

That letter got fat fingered, Obviously someone can't type!

I got fat fingered last night yo...

by Dani3ll3 March 9, 2012

Fat Fingers

Fat Finger disease is characterized by those having short, stubby fingers and rounded finger tips. Symptoms include false dyslexia while typing, as these fingers cause abnormal key sequencing. The only known benefit of Fat Fingers is the patient is more able to pleasure his partner, assuming the patient is male.
Otherwise, the patient is just a freak of nature.

... just type a bit. If you have to hit backspace more than 2 times in one sentence for misspelling or backwards key stroking, you suffer from Fat Fingers.

by moosepiss9 July 10, 2008

fat finger

Slipping one inside a chubby.

The movie was too quiet to unzip in the cinema so I had to resort to fat fingering my date.

by mifmaf November 2, 2010

Fat Finger

When Your So Fat You Hit The Same Key On Your Keyboard More Than Two Times(Your A Fat Bitch Who Needs To Stop Acting Smart And Seriously Stop Eating Your Parents INCOME)

OMFG I Have An Fat Finger Now I Am A Fat Bitch Who Needs To Stop Acting Smart And Seriously Stop Eating Your Parents INCOME)

by crazyslayar September 10, 2012

fat finger syndrome

1. A genuine medical condition, caused by a variety of conditions including PTSD, "keypad phobia" and tennis elbow, which result in the sufferer being unable to type correctly.
2. Contrary to popular belief symptoms do not include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly.

Commonly abbreviated to ffs.

1. "Almost all of my tweets have typos because of FFS (Fat Finger Syndrome)"
2. "That should say peal not peak. Fat fingers syndrome! Rolling on the floor laughing"
3. "For* and not f4ir... fat fingers syndrome lol"

by IANBELL76 February 17, 2021