A large, grotesque, sometimes spotted condition of the calf muscle. This condition results in a very disturbing purple discoloration, and a need to wear long pants.

To have sex with an overweight female.

1. An insult used by Eric Morcambe to Ernie Wise on the Morcambe and Wise show.

2.A nickname given to a certain Martin H. That means absolutely nothing to anyone other than him.

A form of "fashion" used by horny girls on Roblox to make their legs look "thicker," when it in fact makes them look retarded and grotesque.