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the essence of a true fatass. Any fat man who possesses the fat charm has the ability to appear irresistible to any woman he chooses. In some cases a fatass's fat charm is so immense that the blessed fat man cannot control it.
Damnit! Look at Greg, that fatass! His fat charm is consuming all of the women. Maybe some day in the distant future he will learn to control it. Until that day we can only hope... we can only hope...
by Eric Millman April 14, 2006
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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when a person with fat, charms everyone into having sex and making out with them. This doesnt excluding charming guys, and the fat charm just radiates. The person could be sleeping, and the fat charm still works.
Mal: Greg im gonna fuck you, your fat charm has gotton to me
Greg: Wtf, im not doing anything
Mal: You dont have to, its your fat charm
Greg: Wtf, im not doing anything
Mal: You dont have to, its your fat charm
by g-reg rosen April 11, 2006