phrase to announce your desire for a reaction from random people, indicating a need to change the balance of positivity. can be highly contagious. usually yelled.
to neighbor mowing lawn: "yo, can i get a faaaat biiiiird"
to lady in grocery store: "Hey muffins, fat bird!"
when seeing an american flag:"god bless america, can i get a fat bird"
to lady in grocery store: "Hey muffins, fat bird!"
when seeing an american flag:"god bless america, can i get a fat bird"
by Dayrock January 01, 2011
by Sped66 May 21, 2006
the moment dave realised he was trapped in a locked room with a hungry lion, he was sweating like a fat bird on a treadmill
by Glyn Master of Weasels May 04, 2007
Fat Valley Bird (FVB) is a fat chavette hailing from the Welsh Valleys. The FVB can easily be identified as they dress in tracksuits, are adorned in copious amounts of Argos jewellery and are either fat, very fat or extremely fat. The FVBs pastimes can include Bus Shelter loitering, eating chips and fighting. If you encounter this species in the wild, it is best to stay upwind and NEVER make eye contact as this is either a declaration of war, or of love making. Please note, if eye contact is made it would be best to immediately assume the foetal position and go to your happy place until the FVB has moved on to new prey. You have been warned!
by Kaliafibun June 22, 2011
The girlfriend of the fat, curly haired boy, who hasnt got enough sense to see she's a whore. She is usually found inside another boys bed, usually with the same name as her boyfriend, being a general bottomfeeding cockclown. Likes it in every single one of her holes, but only from other boys.
She is fat, edits pictures that make her look no better, and has been told she looks like a pokemon. And took it as a compliment. So also retarded.
She is fat, edits pictures that make her look no better, and has been told she looks like a pokemon. And took it as a compliment. So also retarded.
Hey, isn't that the fat kid's ugly bird ?
I think so, the one entering greggs ?
What, the one being entered by greg ?
That's her.
I think so, the one entering greggs ?
What, the one being entered by greg ?
That's her.
by fpasfasfasfsafssaf July 18, 2010
by Skye is a fat bird-w- October 28, 2020
Dan : "Hey Abbie, how's the workout going?"
Abbie : "Yeah, really great thanks. I'm sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance!"
Dan : "Good work, you won't be a fat fucker for much longer!"
Abbie : "Yeah, really great thanks. I'm sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance!"
Dan : "Good work, you won't be a fat fucker for much longer!"
by scooner March 21, 2018