Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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Dude, I was in the bathroom before third period, and I was totally exposed to the most vile fasturbation! I could hear this kid moaning through the stall wall!
by vivezplus April 22, 2007
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rapid sexual self gratification performed during a period of religious abstinence or in-between normal business hours.
by insomniacal maniac August 31, 2009
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"Gosh, I hate being a muslim, the only way to make fasting tolerable is by ye olde fasturbation motivation.
by titfacemcgee November 19, 2011
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The competitive sport of masturbation. The first to ejaculate 1 tablespoon of their own semen is the victor. Cheaters have been known to inject large amounts of foreign semen into their vans deferens. The sport is especially popular among high school douchebags.
"Hey Dad, who won the Fasturbation World Spoon last night?"
"Dick Cox, but Mike Hawk was a close second."
"Dick Cox, but Mike Hawk was a close second."
by Pinguino October 06, 2012