Annoying Guy: Did you watch Teletubies yesterday?
Ryan: Fucking no.
Annoying Guy: Geez you missed a helluva show! Oops! shouldn't say hell, erm, heck. Anyway, they were dancing and playing and-
Ryan: Lord, please shut this fashious guy up.
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Ryan: Thank you. The funeral will be in a week. I'll take care of the invitations for you.
God: AIGHT.

I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?