Jerome: aye mang, I'll holla at you later, I gotta get up off this whitebook and pick up my ol' lady.

Tyrone: aight playboy, hit me up if you tryna drink a forty lata on

Jerome: fashanky

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”