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The unfortunate long-term release of noxious gasses from one's asshole.
Jim: "Did you happen to see if we're out of--OH JESUS! That's fucking awful!"

Matt: "What?!"

Jim: "Your ass is a veritable fartstorm today!"

Matt: Dude get over it!
by gcmft. August 21, 2008
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a situation with a lot of problems or issues occurring at the same time, but none of them are all that serious. A milder version of a shit storm.
"We had a fart storm in the break room when the copier ran out of toner, the fax machine started smoking, and Janet slipped on spilled coffee all at the same time."
by Spartacusss March 02, 2010
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