Anyone who farts and manages to have all of his companions blame it on someone next to him. Bonus points if the person who gets the blame is some innocent stranger.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A person who passes the blame when he passes the gas. One who farts and gets someone else blamed.

One who projects flatulence in such a manner so as to create the appearance that said flatulence (and ensuing aroma) was the product of an unknowing, and normally unsuspecting, third party.

1. One who has the ability to 'throw' their farts. Thus misdirecting the source of the smell and absolving themselves of any blame;
2. A master in the art of Fartriloquism.

Someone with the ability to 'throw' their farts in a martial arts like fashion. These are NOT people who need to blame the dog. They can throw a fart into the next room. They are silent as Ninjas.

far·tril·o·quist

noun /farˈtriləkwist/ 
fartriloquists, plural

1. one who is skilled or successful at uttering farts and blaming them on someone else.