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When you sit on your iPad and crack the screen (in more ways than one) and it makes a muffled fart noise you suddenly have a fartpad.
Hey don't sit on your iPad!
ooops.
Well, nice fartpad.
by onehandcrabbing December 12, 2013
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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when jocks or deush bags shave their heads and have a mohawk that doesnt go alll the way to the back of the neck,and is cut at the back of the top of their head
that blake kid thinks he is somthin with that damn fart pad on his head.

thats not a mohawk thats a damn fart pad!
by donnie1718 June 01, 2009
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