After lengthy proceedings, The Court found him responsible for Fartknockers Asshole Damages.

After stealing the salmon off of Ruth’s plate, the little fartknocker was scolded

Dude that guy is such a fartknocker

Alice: Dave is a Metrosexual because he is a Clean Freak and he's always such a Drama Queen. I wonder if there's a word for that?

Jay: Yeah, it's call a Fart Knocker.

Shut up you bloody "FartKnocker"