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A wretched post-rectal emission, usually by a disreputable gentleman, that generates oxygen denying, tear jerking stench that permiates throughout an enclosed space
That Hillary is a real fartknocker.
by Fine James February 20, 2006
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A mean person. Some one not liked or hated. A butt-hole.
"I can't believe Chris Brown beat up Rhianna."
"Yeah, he's such a fart knocker!"
by Kala Kapahala March 04, 2009
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Someone who switches their loyalties with the wind, like with a sportfan who just roots for the winning team win they have had a winning streak rather than staying with their own team.
"Chris says he is a Redskins fan but he is rooting for the Cowboys.. What a fartknocker!"
by just1man April 16, 2012
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A dancer employed on shitty music videos to detract attention from the lead performer's fat arse, dodgy eye etc.
"Typical of Britney to bring in Mr Buttholio and the twirling fartknockers"
by Doll Revolution August 29, 2003
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A sexual position, the Fart Knocker is achieved when a man is engaging in breast coitus with a Woman but is facing the opposite direction so the man's anus is hovering above the Woman's face. While pumping the breasts, the Woman sticks out her tongue which brushes the man's anus as he humps her breasts.
I was just gonna titty fuck her but how often do you get to do the Fart Knocker with a chick that isn't a stripper?!
by DannyBoy152 April 20, 2011
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A fartknocker is a person that is so lame they do not appreciate a good fart. They 'knock' or 'put down' the idea of farting and enjoying it; which makes them a total loser.
Dude you are such a stuck up fartknocker preppie!
by Potters Gentree March 25, 2005
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Someone who is being a jerk. They pick on people over and over again or do something rash and without thinking.

Or the original meaning, someone who farts often and announces it.
"Did that fart knocker just cut you off?"

"Your just a fart knocker. Stop picking on him!"

"Hey! I'm going to fart!"
"You fart knocker."
by Gavin Veasey January 15, 2009
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