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When someone thinks they heard someone fart, but nobody did.
I think he has fartinnitus, since he's giving me dirty looks.
by Dorkster January 22, 2018
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Apr 26 Word of the Day
1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020
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