Urban Dictionary: fartie

Hearty Farty

When you fart a hearty shit stew in your pants. Corn chunks may be present.

Fartin' Martin': *farts* ooohhh, now THAT was a hearty farty!

by Fartin' Martin' April 28, 2007

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Farty Showdown

Sounding off several farts in one session. Most efffective when others participate.

Caleb and Mike had a Farty Showdown after their Bean Tacos.

by Deep Thinker October 01, 2009

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Farty pants

1. A person who farts a lot
2. Pants you prefer to fart in.

OH NO! farty pants is wearing his farty pants today!

by XXXX May 01, 2003

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farty four

What people in the St. Louis area typically call highway fourty four. If you are in St. Louis, and you ask for directions, and it involves highway fourty four, chances are someone will say it this way.

How do you get to Six Flags?
"Take highway 270 to highway farty four and go west until you see it. Can't miss it"

by Shaun Speers May 09, 2005

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Farty Foul

When you rip a squeaker and you poop a little.

Person 1: "Oh man, I think I need to wipe my ass."

Person 2: "Farty Foul, dude..."

by Bitch, Don't Hassle Me January 02, 2011

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Farty McPoopbottom

Basically as the word would imply, someone who has uncontrollable bodily functions in the area of flatulence and poopy stink. Someone who at any given time is known to release copious amounts of both stink farts and smelly poop, or both at the same time.

Farty McPoopbottom's usually tend to be somewhat overweight, but there are rare occasions when a normal size person may become a Farty McPoopbottom.

Guy 1: Man that movie was terrible.
Guy 2: Yeh seriously.
Guy 3: Hey did either one of you guys go in the bathroom at all? Smelled like Farty McPoopbottom in there.
Guy 2: Yeh it made me wana throw up it was so bad.
Guy 1: I didnt really think it smelled that bad.
Guy 3: Yeh well look at what your mom does to your home bathroom on a daily basis, no wonder it didnt smell that bad to you.
*Guy 1 punches Guy 3 in the face*

by Skidmark McGee August 24, 2007

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farty pants

Farty pants are pants that are soiled with the smell of farts.

I think my girlfriend has farty pants because I smell farts when she takes off her pants.

by sturtle July 22, 2014

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