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When 2 or more people engage in a contest involving their farts. The goal of the contest is to either produce the most consistent, loudest, or perhaps heaviest fart capable of a normal human being.
"Oh man, me and my brother got into a fartgument last night, it was pretty bad."
by Pocras April 01, 2014
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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