something not only fattening but gives you gas as well.
Dude-- eating too much spaghetti can be fartening....
by rustyn January 04, 2008
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something that makes you fart, as opposed to "fattening" being something that makes you fat.
don't eat beans before a date, because they are fartening.
by chuckybubbles April 06, 2009
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Fartens is always plural noun. It describes those tiny, delicate farts that are rarely heard or smelled by others, but which make you smile.
Today, I experienced fartens in the elevator and was so glad I was alone.

I smiled as my fartens were expelled as I sang in the choir.
by Trixie295 December 09, 2013
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People who fart, sneeze, and fuck at the same time.
Did you just Fuck Farten on me breh?
by JenKar October 16, 2010
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