being prone to farting a lot in public, in disregard for other people's discomfort and refusing to move to a different (more private) spot. Sometimes includes smiling and adding small talk as one farts.
"We were at this party and this guy we met wouldn't stop farting! He acted like it was nothing and kept talking about the shitty weather."
Uncomfortable_guy:"Do you stink someone just farted?"
Fartative_guy:"Nah, I don't stink so... Man, it was so foggy this morning; I could barely get to work."
Uncomfortable_guy:"Do you stink someone just farted?"
Fartative_guy:"Nah, I don't stink so... Man, it was so foggy this morning; I could barely get to work."
by Imtherealme November 29, 2010
by glitterchopsticks December 11, 2009
Farte
Pronunciation- fhair-tay, fair-tay
–Noun
1. A fancy way of saying Fart
2. a flatus expelled through the anus.
3. an irritating or foolish person.
4. Slang. pretense, lies, exaggeration, or nonsense.
5. Slang. something inferior or worthless.
6. Slang. a selfish, mean, or otherwise contemptible person.
7. Slang. narcotic drugs, esp. heroin or marijuana.
8. Slang. possessions, equipment, mementos, etc.; stuff.
–verb (used without object)
— to simply " Farte' " on some one or something.
Origin:
Will Long 2009
Pronunciation- fhair-tay, fair-tay
–Noun
1. A fancy way of saying Fart
2. a flatus expelled through the anus.
3. an irritating or foolish person.
4. Slang. pretense, lies, exaggeration, or nonsense.
5. Slang. something inferior or worthless.
6. Slang. a selfish, mean, or otherwise contemptible person.
7. Slang. narcotic drugs, esp. heroin or marijuana.
8. Slang. possessions, equipment, mementos, etc.; stuff.
–verb (used without object)
— to simply " Farte' " on some one or something.
Origin:
Will Long 2009
Noun example- " I need to "Farte " Really badly! "
Verb Example- " When he walks out of his house Farte' on him and take his Wallet. "
Adj. Example- " Your face looks like one smelly Farte'. "
Slang example 1- " Dad is being such a Farte' because he wont let me go to the mall. "
Slang Example 2- " Those silly kids are acting like a big Farte'. "
"Farte', Farte"
Verb Example- " When he walks out of his house Farte' on him and take his Wallet. "
Adj. Example- " Your face looks like one smelly Farte'. "
Slang example 1- " Dad is being such a Farte' because he wont let me go to the mall. "
Slang Example 2- " Those silly kids are acting like a big Farte'. "
"Farte', Farte"
by Will Long 09 June 02, 2009
Like “An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth”. Don’t ever give up if someone desperately tries to knock you over.
by Shana Baileys December 28, 2011
Questionable farts that make you wonder how they will come out, usually it is a safe bet but every once in a while the result is dis-ass-terous
by gasshole October 25, 2011
A rapid onset of multiple and uncontrollable farts after eating an offending meal. Typically acute but can be chronic based on the frequency of consumption of the offending item(s).
by Aquemini May 30, 2015
person 1: ewww dude did you fart?
person 2: yes indeed i did, you heard the explosion didnt you?
person 3: yes, eww it smells disgusting
person 1: omg bro dont breathe it in, you realize you are inhaling particles of his poop when you smell it!?
person 3: kill me now.
person 2: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! smell my wrath! :D
person 2: yes indeed i did, you heard the explosion didnt you?
person 3: yes, eww it smells disgusting
person 1: omg bro dont breathe it in, you realize you are inhaling particles of his poop when you smell it!?
person 3: kill me now.
person 2: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! smell my wrath! :D
by Blue_Sky555 August 08, 2012