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the safe distance you place yourself from others after you fart so no one thinks it's you who farted.

also a way to tell someone that you are very close to their destination
"dude i am literally a fart yard from you..hang tight, i'll be right there..."
by dbswir December 03, 2015
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When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
I’m tired I wanna go home

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”
by A7sa July 03, 2019
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