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When a person expels a number of farts within a specific time period.
Martha: "Oh my Lord Ted stinks! Why the Hell is his face so red and tense?"
Silvia: "He has a contest tomorrow and is working to increase his fart rate."
by Chili2 December 10, 2016
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A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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