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What one wears when they have suspected fart blockage.
After having suspected fart blockage issues, Ted is now required to wear a fart monitor.
by Chili2 May 01, 2020
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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