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When someone audibly farts and quickly coughs or clears their throat trying to disguise the sound.
Ginny: "Why is Ted coughing? Is he sick?"
Marty: "He's not sick, he's an ass-hole attempting a fart diversion."
by Chili2 February 09, 2017
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