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When a person means to pass gass but accidentally passes a small stool at the same time in their underpants. A blend of "fart" and "poo" and more kid appropriate than "shart."
The boy accidentally farpooted when he thought he only had to pass gas.
by TheJugleshes August 16, 2015
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When a person means to pass gass but accidentally passes a small stool at the same time in their underpants.
The boy farpooted when he really just meant to fart.
by TheJugleshes August 16, 2015
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