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Farnam in Arabic means small Penis.
It can range from 0.5 inches to 2 inches to call it a Farnam.
The Arabic language truly beautiful.
Girl 1:"Wow I have seen something this small."

Girl 2:"I couldn't even feel it when he was inside of me."

Girl 1:"Is that what you call a Farnam?"

Girl 2:"Sadly, yes.."
by ClocksIsTime October 20, 2020
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Girl 1;"It's so small I can't even see it."

Girl 2;"I know I couldn't even feel it."

Girl 1;"Is that what they call a Farnam?"

Girl 2;"Sadly yes.."
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Girl 1; "Damn he got a Farnam."

Girl 2; "Yeah I couldn't even feel it."
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A typical Persian guy with a gigantic penis. A great looking muscular guy that everyone loves. He’s an intelligent, funny, strong guy who is good at sports, games and in school.

He is also very social and loyal.
Girl1:Omg do u think I’ll ever date Farnam?

Girl2:Backoff he’s mine!
by Bazinga guy October 20, 2020
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Farnam is the coolest kid in the school with a long d*ck. everyone can trust him, including his worst enemies. He gets all them ladies all the time and everyone is jealous because of him. Farnam is an Persian name in the old days. He’s actually very funny, so if you meet a Farnam act cool so you don’t look like a fool in front of him.
Sara:Hey, I saw Farnam with a boner yesterday!
Alexandra:No way, is it me or I really wanna suck his di... oh hey Farnam!
Farnam:Eyy yo wazzup girls, I’m looking for someone that can do something for me. Could one of you girls help me?
Both:YES!!!
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