Dan ended up eating a farmyard when he added two of Suzy's chicken nuggets to his bacon cheeseburger.
"I ordered chicken curry at that cheap Chinese place, but I think that they gave me a farmyard curry."
The vegetarian gagged as he watched his friends stuff their faces with a farmyard.
My grandma serves up a farmyard every year for Thanksgiving dinner.
"I ordered chicken curry at that cheap Chinese place, but I think that they gave me a farmyard curry."
The vegetarian gagged as he watched his friends stuff their faces with a farmyard.
My grandma serves up a farmyard every year for Thanksgiving dinner.
by whyshoulditelu August 29, 2011
Guy 1: "These girls are all over you, if you play your cards right you may get a threesome mate!"
Guy 2: "Even if I just play my cards I'll get a threesome, the fucking pigs"
Guy 1: "Farmyard threesome!"
Guy 2: "Even if I just play my cards I'll get a threesome, the fucking pigs"
Guy 1: "Farmyard threesome!"
by Mr Fox123 February 20, 2013
Jill: A cow has just shit nearby...
Nick: no, thats Judy, She's always at the farmyard farts
Jill: Judy needs to wash her butt out with soap and water
Nick: Ain't that true.
Nick: no, thats Judy, She's always at the farmyard farts
Jill: Judy needs to wash her butt out with soap and water
Nick: Ain't that true.
by nick packer September 26, 2007
by Rhiblue July 16, 2018
The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.
"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"
by APersuasiveTurnip February 24, 2016
The outcome from a good anal scratch. The digit used looks like a premium cuban cigar but smells like a farmyard.
by JellyDeise September 16, 2016