Urban Dictionary: farm to table

Promoting to serve locally produced foods (e.g. farm) in restaurants.

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Q - 'I'll bet you don't even know what "farm to table" means.'
A - Stand, think, turn around, leave.

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Fucker in the pussy

I would farm to table her so hard

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TAKING YOUR GENITALS OUT OF YOUR PANTS AND LAYING THEM ON A DINING TABLE.

SCOTT CAME OVER LAST NIGHT AND WENT FARM TO TABLE ON US AFTER DESSERT.

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When someone poops into your hands and you immediately put the poop in your mouth.

Jessica is coming over later for some farm to table deliciousness.

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Farm to table (FTT)

Tossing ones salad.

She keeps it fresh with minty butt wipes because she loves when guys go farm to table (FTT).

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