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Another term for hair that grows around the anus.
I was pretty sure that the chef didn't like me because I found farf in my soup.
by Marc April 25, 2005
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Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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The act of farting and barfing at the same time. Often done after a night of drinking and eating bad enchiladas.
We stopped by Whiskey Pete's on the way back to California from Las Vegas. The buffet was so bad, I had to pull over on the side of the road and farf like a mofo.
by Paul Bizzle February 15, 2007
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When you fart and barf simultaneously, thus farf.
Scenario: *you are at the salon. A lady with a ‘can I speak to the manager’ haircut storms toward you. Her name is most likely Karen or Susan.
Karen: Can I speak to the manager?!
Britney: No Karen, how dare you have the audacity to ask that? I have been busy farfing you selfish whore.
Karen: Go take your gastroenteritis infected arse elsewhere!
Britney: *farfs*
Karen: you farfing whore!
*Stage black out*
by Anonymous #125 August 23, 2019
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A short way of writing "Funny as Rare Fungus"
Karl: I threw up today!
Matt: Haha, that's FARF!
by kdawgnmann September 02, 2009
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The absolute greatest guy around
"Wow, I sure am lucky to have the Farf as my friend. What an amazing guy he is."
by The Farf April 10, 2020
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