When a woman who usually is masked in layers of make-up is caught with out any on, usually in public.
I couldn't believe the photos of Christina Aguilera

SANS FARDS!! She looked so normal.
by ChisMi March 30, 2011
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When shid have fard in woods bad so you need to go to target to get new pants because shid and fard.
"Nick are you gonna shid and fard everywhere?"
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a nuke of fard

3 fard bombs makes a fard nuke
omg ( oh my gosh) !!!!1!1! i got fard nuke !?11!?
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it's basically anal sex, but it's done with amogus imposters and the anus is covered with poop
Hey sarah can we have amogus fard sex
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A term to describe the act of peeing and shitting and farting, but in a lighter tone.
"hey mom, I'm gonna go Pee and Shid and Fard." "You are a disappointment to the family"
by CostcoSmoothie November 16, 2020
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A point in time where you see something so crazy that you literally shit your pants.
Jake:bro I saw something so crazy that I shidded and fardded!😂😂😂
Dawn:woah that’s crazy!😂😂😂
by Shitmaster2000 May 21, 2019
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