"I couldn't stand to let her go dude, she was faptivating and put out well"
"I saw the most faptivating woman in line at the grocery store today"
"I saw the most faptivating woman in line at the grocery store today"
by ¥President Tac April 25, 2017
When an activist (namely Jason Russell) faps in public, thus discrediting anything this "faptivist" ever stood for and bringing about the demise of his campaign.
Kony2012 supporter: I really identify with Jason Russell's cause to catch Kony by the end of 2012!
Learned individual: You must be feelin' salty to support faptivism
Learned individual: You must be feelin' salty to support faptivism
by person056 March 19, 2012
First pioneered by Jason Russell in March 2012 faptivism is the practice of vigorous fapping as a means of achieving political or other goals often through public demonstrations, fap mobs etc.
"did you hear that the kony 2012 guy suffered a mental breakdown?"
"nah, he had just resorted to faptivism, he was the first ever faptivist, a real hero."
"nah, he had just resorted to faptivism, he was the first ever faptivist, a real hero."
by groucho marx March 17, 2012
a period of six hours or more spent fapping alone in a confined space, with nothing but a laptop and a box of kleenex to keep you company
What'd you do this weekend?
Eh, my girlfriend was out of town, so I spent most of Sunday in faptivity.
Word.
Eh, my girlfriend was out of town, so I spent most of Sunday in faptivity.
Word.
by joey sssssssssssssssssssssss May 25, 2011
When one is held captive in the restroom after masturbating because there is no way of cleaning up the semen.
by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014
a word that combines fap and captivate, it's when you become intrigued by someone, and devote a few faps in a row to them.
i saw that (insert attractive person) was looking pretty good, i was pretty faptivated by them the past few days.
by sirbiscuit April 27, 2013
by SeedOfEvil March 11, 2013