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Dude I had my faptism when I was 13.
by SirLaxington October 09, 2011
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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The act of depositing a substancial amount of man milk on the crown of the recipient's head in similitude of a catholic baptism.
by Hand-Banana November 14, 2010
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A possible alternative for "bukakke," otherwise known as a sexual encounter in which one or multiple men ejaculate on a woman's face.
Bob: "Dude she's hot, what all did you two do?"

Joe: "I gave her a faptism."
by yusefisgay February 12, 2012
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Faptism is when a dad nuts in bathtub and the children get baptized in his nut
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Jamila-To our children's faptism
by Nigmeela December 14, 2019
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A termed coined by 2sense the ranting gryphon and cohost "Nick the tigerfox"
Similar to a baptism, only into the 'furry fandom' and with fox spooge instead of holy water
"Chris, you are now Autum the....wolf! *splort*
You've been faptised(faptism) into the fandom"
by Cathack June 28, 2008
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