That Marcus, he's such a fapster, his floors are all dirty and his carpets are stained.

"since she has become widowed she has become a fapster"

"dude your such a fapster, your floors are all dirty and the carpets are stained"

That guy on the apple commercials, not the PC one, he seems like a real fapster.

Wow! Grant is so wrapped up in finding the Great Undiscovered Craft Beer and looking for goat-cheese poutine that he can't see how much of an insufferable Fapster he's being. Will; give his head a shake.

<nobody> random_picture_involving_dead_parrot.jpg
<derp> I'd fap to that
<fapster> already fapped that!
<derp> you're such fapster

Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*