Urban Dictionary: fappy

A feeling of emotion; in the mood to fap, or masturbate.

Tim was very fappy last night- he went through three boxes of tissues!

by The Des July 22, 2006

When you are so happy you decide to bust a nut

John was so fappy last night, he masturbated for hours

The art of giving a red headed woman sloppy fanny pashes.

Darryl claims that Portia's vagina flushed over 2 litres when he gave her a fappy.

by gaynar September 15, 2010

"Why's Brian grinning?"

"He's in a state of extreme fappiness."

by Big D L May 22, 2008

After scrounging down that huge burrito, Jimmy felt pleasently fappy.

by Duder98 April 13, 2017

Person who masturbates a lot to porn; usu. porn involving tentacles and small children.

*abusive mother walks into room* "Hey, you damn fappie, get up, we're going to visit daddy again"

by GP17 February 28, 2008

A combination of the words "fat" and "happy"

Dad:"Would you rather me be fat and happy? or skinny and cranky?"
Mom:"Fat and happy"

Little girl at school:"My Daddy is Fappy"

by M-Dizzle Fo Shizzle February 05, 2006